The posthumously published and edited autobiography of Carbuncular Boyd: A man obsessed with convincing himself that he has a super power. This section is all that survived the fire.

A sloppy handwritten note on crumpled, coffee stained legal pad paper is tacked to a bulletin board in the entrance of an aged apartment building. It reads “Yard Sale: 38D.” As a couple enter the building briskly out of the rain and fold their umbrellas respectively, the man stops at the bulletin board.